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Ask a Blastoise.

2010-11-23 11:45:03 by Blastoise

I'm up for questions about me myself, my species, or anything else that is on your mind!

-B


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SheizenhammerSheizenhammer

2010-11-23 11:59:42

Where the fuck does all that water come from? o_0

Blastoise responds:

I assume you're asking about the water in my shoulder-cannons, right? Our bodies naturally store a good amount of the water in our bodies in sacs as fodder for hydro cannons. It's like how a Camerupt stores lava in it's humps.

That being said, we have to consume more water than any other Pokémon! Gotta fuel up!


icefire23icefire23

2010-11-23 13:57:12

So explain when you evolve froma wartorle how you get those bad ass cannons?

Blastoise responds:

Much like Darwin's theory of evolution, Pokémon evolve to make themselves more capable of survival! I'm simply the most evolved form of the Squirtle family because of my awesome cannons! They provide me with the extra protection I need. Nobody messes with a Blastoise with their cannons reared!


icefire23icefire23

2010-11-23 14:55:36

^
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Agreed with. Blastoise is NOT to be messed with.

Blastoise responds:

I'm glad you agree with facts!


CapnCrunchDaPimpCapnCrunchDaPimp

2010-11-23 16:04:19

You can beat Charizard in a fight, right?

Blastoise responds:

I've fought many Charizards in my time, some consider me somewhat of an expert on the matter. There has never been a Charizard I've lost too.


PolitoedPolitoed

2010-11-23 19:03:53

What do you think about Politoeds?

Blastoise responds:

Well, as a fellow Water-Type, I have much respect for Politoeds. I don't tend to hang around Politoeds too much, though. Usually Poliwraths.


WhoshotdabearWhoshotdabear

2010-11-29 01:15:04

Have you healed up from that ass whooping my Sceptile handed you?

Blastoise responds:

Maybe you're thinking of another Blastoise? I've never fought a Sceptile. I really want to, though!


KyleKyle

2010-11-30 10:57:30

HOW YOU BEEN DOING THEEZ DAYS NUGGAHHH?


WhoshotdabearWhoshotdabear

2010-12-01 02:25:22

Bullshit. I recognize that scar from when my Sceptile hit you with a Leaf Blade.


harryjarryharryjarry

2010-12-02 23:55:03

Blastoise is a cute Pokémon to me! Or maybe that's just you ;)


bobbananabobbanana

2010-12-15 16:36:35

do blastoises have penises?or are those cannons secretly penises with water for sperm?


Mooch31Mooch31

2012-04-15 01:17:48

NYOH NYOH NYOHHH NYOHH HYONGGH